|dad:||papa? are you trying to say papa?|
|baby:||p... pacific rim|
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air
fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh
Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.
I Sought My Soul
I sought my soul,
But my soul I could not see
I sought my God,
But my god eluded me.
I sought my brother,
And I found all...
so tonight was the company jam night for RTF, which I only recently discovered was a talent show-esque thing
the paper towels...
- INTERACTING WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE:
AND I’M JUST LIKE: