I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.
…. WHY DID I BRUSH MY TEETH WHEN I STILL HAD CANDY TO EAT???
I AM SUCH A DUMMINS
*wraps candy back up and puts it away* umu
YOU EAT THAT CANDY THEN BRUSH YOUR TEETH AGAIN
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